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Tis the season for all the creatures of the night to come out and some will be in need of transportation.  Here will be their choice of rides for the night.

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Never laugh when a hearse goes by,
Or you may be the next to die.
They wrap you in a bloody sheet
And bury you down about sixty feet.
All goes well for about a week,
But then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
Your nose, it turns a mossy green,
And pus comes out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread
And eat it while you’re lying there dead.

                Hearse Decoration by atsouza
Reversed by PristineError :thumb91630539: My Kingdom for a Hearse... by Logren
Hearse by behindthesofa The Hearse by DigThatCat Hearse by Deafy well just dyeing to go in this by Sceptre63The Hearse Has A Curse by thedudedrummerHearse from Navy Pier by Lady-Jasmine
Horse Drawn Hearse by Lesh45371895 Hearse by gigglebug When you see the hearse go by. by warrwykk
Final Destination by SassyPants61762White Carriage by afraudandafakeHearse by katebaxter
Hearse by Johnnys-FanHearse by skipsstock1908 Hearse... by BeastWorx


Grand Exits by mystical-enchantmentOld Time Hearse by davism:thumb105057641:


:thumb56358434:Hearse by Givonvintage hearse ghastly 1s by CoffinCartel
happy ending hearse by CoffinCartelold hearse by JDAWG9806Among the Tombstones by Tarotshama
He got his 1935 Packard by elegantlywasted2:thumb120686744:1930s era Funeral Coach by demenshia
:thumb53064556:Hearse by DDRMixerHearse III by Rollaj
Hearse Shifter by EnhancerTattooed Hearse by V-W-MSpacey Techno Sea Hearse by UpyrLychy


impala hearse by CoffinCartelCoffin Car 1 by summerjasmine:thumb83110831:
One Last Ride by e-dragon:thumb91630632:special delivery by CoffinCartel
Kensal Green 1 by ZombieFleshEatersHearse_Coffin by GivonDon't Die... Too Late by DERSCHNELEOPARD
Hearse Club: The Corpse by Skitz-o-Phrenic



House of the Damned by SilEnigmaArtsGhostly Hearse by MoonlyteZombie Reaper by Britt8m
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Lucky13Photography Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Well gee thank you for the feature a bit late! I can't believe it's been at least that long since I checked this page. Been just leaving it on my jenevah13 page and then neglecting that too and hanging out on facebook. Oh well, hope to take more pictures this spring. The cemeteries are calling me! Thanks again.
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ZombieFleshEaters Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Very amusing. :) Thanks for the link.
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e-dragon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
Thanks for the feature!!
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skipsstock Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
Thanks!
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:) YW
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Morris88 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
A friend of mine rebuilt an old Cadillac hearse. The teenage son found it to be a chick magnet.
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JDAWG9806 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
Thanks for the feature :wave:
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
you are most welcome. :D
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V-W-M Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Thanks for the feature! Lots of cool hearses!
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
you are most welcome. with is getting close to Halloween I couldn't help myself. I had to post all the great hearses from fellow dA'rs :D
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Gothicmama Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Cool, I always wanted one.
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
me too. would love to have a horse drawn one and a 1959 Cadillac hearse.
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:icongothicmama:
Gothicmama Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
that would be cool. :skull:
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Sinnersoul Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
very cool . thank you for this
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
You are most welcome
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atsouza Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Thank you so much for including my hearse here.
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Not a problem, thanks for taking the pic.
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GypsyH Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow this is great!
Now that poem is a bit gross ... LOL .. but cute.
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
As a kid we would all say this poem when we would see a hearse go by.
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Pan-Zareta Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I've never read that particular version. The one I knew was much shorter:
There's one little worm, he's very shy. He goes in your nose and out your eye. So, don't you laugh when a hearse goes by, or you will be the next to die..
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MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Yep I heard that one too. We would teach that one to the little kids. Then they would have nightmares and their parents would yell at us for it :lol:
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Pan-Zareta Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Did you ever hear this Boy Scouts song? One of my brothers taught it to me:
Greasy,grimy gopher guts,
Chopped-up parakeet,
French-fried eyeballs.
Floating in a pool of blood,
All without a spoon or straw!

[giggle]
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
yep heard that one too back in the 70's when the boy scouts would try to gross out the girl scouts.
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Pan-Zareta Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Like you could EVER gross out a girl scout. Lol. My sister was one, I never joined myself. Probably because the same girls who bullied me were in the local troop. Why put up with those conceited cows AFTER school as well?
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GypsyH Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my gosh ... ha ha ha ha - Today was the first time I ever heard of it.
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol: Now it will be stuck in your head when you see a hearse
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GypsyH Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes it will ... LOL
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bigradart Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
thankyou for the feature,very cool set,and also a great poem!
happy halloween
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SalemCat Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Fabulous collection Kel!
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks. :D
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ratravarman Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Today in Baltimore, there will be an honorary funeral for Edgar Allan Poe, who died there 160 years ago this week. It will be the send-off he should have had. :blackrose:
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MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Would love to be there for that. Are you going?
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ratravarman Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Couldn't make it...had too much stuff to do but I did make the all day celebration of his 200th birthday in Richmond, VA which contests with Baltimore for the biggest claim to Poe's life and legacy. That was unique...whereas I have already been to a number of annual Poe celebrations...I am sure somebody recorded things on YouTube...they used a period glass and hardwood carriage for the funeral!
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I'll have to check out YouTube later to see if I can find anything. thanks
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ratravarman Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
YW!
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SilEnigmaArts Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009   Digital Artist
Thanks ever so much for including House of the Damned in this article. Some wonderful shots of old hearses.
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Villenueve Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Wonderful article!
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:iconmistressvampy:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you
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poicyn Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
I love hearses! Great photo collection. :)
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SassyPants61762 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you:hug:
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