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October 10, 2009


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Tis the season for all the creatures of the night to come out and some will be in need of transportation.  Here will be their choice of rides for the night.


Never laugh when a hearse goes by,
Or you may be the next to die.
They wrap you in a bloody sheet
And bury you down about sixty feet.
All goes well for about a week,
But then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
Your nose, it turns a mossy green,
And pus comes out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread
And eat it while you’re lying there dead.

                Hearse Decoration by atsouza
Reversed by PristineError :thumb91630539: My Kingdom for a Hearse... by Logren
Hearse by behindthesofa The Hearse by DigThatCat Hearse by Deafy well just dyeing to go in this by Sceptre63The Hearse Has A Curse by thedudedrummerHearse from Navy Pier by Lady-Jasmine
Horse Drawn Hearse by Lesh45371895 Hearse by gigglebug When you see the hearse go by. by warrwykk
Final Destination by SassyPants61762White Carriage by afraudandafakeHearse by katebaxter
Hearse by Johnnys-FanHearse by skipsstock1908 Hearse... by BeastWorx

Grand Exits by mystical-enchantmentOld Time Hearse by davism:thumb105057641:

:thumb56358434:Hearse by Givonvintage hearse ghastly 1s by CoffinCartel
happy ending hearse by CoffinCartelold hearse by JDAWG9806Among the Tombstones by Tarotshama
He got his 1935 Packard by elegantlywasted2:thumb120686744:1930s era Funeral Coach by demenshia
:thumb53064556:Hearse by DDRMixerHearse III by Rollaj
Hearse Shifter by EnhancerTattooed Hearse by V-W-MSpacey Techno Sea Hearse by UpyrLychy

impala hearse by CoffinCartelCoffin Car 1 by summerjasmine:thumb83110831:
One Last Ride by e-dragon:thumb91630632:special delivery by CoffinCartel
Kensal Green 1 by ZombieFleshEatersHearse_Coffin by GivonDon't Die... Too Late by DERSCHNELEOPARD
Hearse Club: The Corpse by Skitz-o-Phrenic

House of the Damned by SilEnigmaArtsGhostly Hearse by MoonlyteZombie Reaper by Britt8m
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Lucky13Photography Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Well gee thank you for the feature a bit late! I can't believe it's been at least that long since I checked this page. Been just leaving it on my jenevah13 page and then neglecting that too and hanging out on facebook. Oh well, hope to take more pictures this spring. The cemeteries are calling me! Thanks again.
ZombieFleshEaters Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Very amusing. :) Thanks for the link.
e-dragon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
Thanks for the feature!!
skipsstock Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:) YW
Morris88 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
A friend of mine rebuilt an old Cadillac hearse. The teenage son found it to be a chick magnet.
JDAWG9806 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2009
Thanks for the feature :wave:
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
you are most welcome. :D
V-W-M Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Thanks for the feature! Lots of cool hearses!
MistressVampy Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
you are most welcome. with is getting close to Halloween I couldn't help myself. I had to post all the great hearses from fellow dA'rs :D
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